Redditors Reveal The Worst Things To Happen To Them During Sexy Time

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People of Reddit revealed some of the worst things to ever happened to them during sexual activities. Enter at your own risk.

A police woman knocked at my door with my younger brother in custody. I hastily put on my jeans and a shirt, but I had to sit down and talk to her for a good 15 minutes while underneath my jeans, I still had a condom on.

Getting interrupted by the fire alarm in my old apartment and hearing a knock on my bedroom door. Open the door to see my half baked roommate standing in front of a smoke cloud, “Dude… I think that’s us…”

The girl sneezed while giving me a blowjob and almost bit my dick off.

She was giving me the first blowie of the relationship and right when I came I farted . A big, juicy wet fart. It smelled awful. She wasn’t pleased.

My knees used to dislocate frequently during sex for a few years after an accident. Nothing kills the mood like having to kick your knee back in place and scream like a child.

My dad came in and lectured me and my boyfriend about smoking upstairs for at least 5 minutes. My room was dark and my boyfriend was in me. I was mortified. My dad just didn’t give a shit cause he was drunk and felt like yelling. So. Horrific.

My boyfriend felt frisky and bent me onto my hands and knees on the floor near his desk. As things get heated, the cat that was apparently on the seat didn’t like the ruckus and proceeded to repeatedly and aggressively swat at my head.

This is just weird:

We were doing it doggy style at the girls place. Her dog walked up behind me and started giving me an enthusiastic rim job and just wouldn’t stop, but she was just about to orgasm and didn’t want to ruin it for her so I just stopped trying to push the dog away and focused on slaying that pussy. Her orgasm mixed with the ass-licking of my life sent me right off too at the same time. Really, really weird feeling knowing that one of the top 3 orgasms I’ll ever have in my life was technically a bestiality threesome.

…but winner of the unluckiest story goes to this guy:

I am allergic to coconut. Mainly coconut oil.

My new girlfriend (at the time) went out to get a Brazilian for our first night together. She used coconut oil lotion to sooth her sensitive area, which then caused me to swell up very badly in the middle of the deed.

Lemme tell you, having to go to the ER with your girlfriend of a few short weeks and insist on holding your hand while a nurse jams a GIANT fucking needle in your dick to drain out your blood was not the way I wanted to spend that evening…

Yikes

via Reddit